Agent U

Jakob Entreri, or Agent U was a member of the ITB.

Characteristic of Stabilizers, U enjoyed statistics and liked working off facts. His status updates were typically very terse, providing minimal detail but describing the situation. He was very grounded and did not seem experience 'emotional highs', such as exuberance, depression, or rage. Nonetheless, he seemed to periodically forget details of varying significance, only to remember after a cautious prompt by the other Agents.

Despite being one of the most intelligible members of the ITB, U was frequently called "insane", partially due to his frequent threats of physical violence. He agreed with this statement.

He was very interested in hand-to-hand weaponry, specifically swords, and kept a large collection of them close by at all times. The other Agents viewed this quirk negatively, believing that he is paranoid and should focus more on IT manipulation.

Former Agent Y had this to say: "And then U? As if being one before V would make him less of a cunt himself. What sort of pompous shitstain thinks threatening everyone with ****ing blunt force trauma actually solves anything? In this vocation?! I’m perfectly crazy but I’m nowhere near as crazy as that sword enthusiast. If you get to talk to him, please teach him the art of sword swallowing, preferably with excessive violence. I can’t wait to see that **** get a taste of his own medicine. Shove another skewer up his ass while you’re at it and I’ll gladly skin him like a doner kebab until all the layers of aggression are peeled back to show that ****ing coward underneath."

The Switzerland incident
While the other agents of the ITB were assaulting the Gyras compound in Switzerland, U was at an ITB Base, defending Z while Z sought, after killing 9 and wounding 1 while sustaining 3 gunshots to the shoulder, stomach, and calf, which was discovered later, after caring for his wounds, his condition became stable again.

The Magnificent feat of Dumbass Tomfuckery
On the 25th of March, R had the genius idea of placing this trenchcoat wearing fuck with Z, best agent of the ITB, Yes, Again, however, U proved his weakness when The Birdie pulled up and sliced my main man into more pieces than a jigsaw puzzle At least Z isn't dead, OH FUCKIN WAIT xD, also, J told me to put this here and I can't resist J.

Us passing
On the 26th of March 2018, after Y took over the server, he ruthlessly murdered Agent U, an act he described as 'fun'. U was comforted by fellow agents as he died, and his legacy was remembered in a memorial service held the day after his passing. Not too many details on the exact cause of death are known, but Y described "chunks of meat" and "pools of blood". U will be forever missed by all who knew him. Opi, however, still lurks in meta chat for meming

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